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Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx Quotes 2
- Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
- Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
- Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
- Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
- I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
- If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
- Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
- All people are born alike... except Republicans and Democrats.
- Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does.
- A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
- If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
- Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
- A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
- Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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